Monday, June 2, 2014

Castle Magic: Contractors That Build You A Freaking Castle!

I'm going to make a broad, blanket statement that everyone who reads this blog has had at least one idle fantasy about owning a castle. Maybe it was when you were a little kid, maybe it was when you got your college degree and thought you'd have a high-paying job soon, or maybe it was earlier today when you were thinking about launching ballista bolts at your boss. Fortunately you live in the modern world, and in this fairy land of engineering and science you too can own your very own castle! Just go to Castle Magic.

Is it a magic castle?
In 1980, less than ten years after the invention of Dungeons and Dragons, Castle Magic opened as a company. Their website is right here (you're not imagining things, it really does look like a relic from a simpler, more idyllic Internet), and it lays out pretty much everything you need to know. It's a company whose sole aim is to provide those who are willing to put in the time, effort, and cost with the castle they've always wanted.

How does it work? Well that depends on you as the client. Clients who want the experience of really building their ideal tower with their own hands can purchase blueprints and plans, then put in the work on their own (it isn't as hard as you may think, actually). Alternatively Castle Magic will come out to your site and get the castle built for you in record time if you can afford to pay them. Also, just because it looks like something out of the middle ages doesn't mean it can't have all of the modern comforts, as well as a few additional luxuries as well (solar panels, swimming pool moat, you get the idea).

You don't need to be a lord, but be forewarned that a keep of your own is still not cheap. We're looking at six or seven figures still... but it can be done!


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